New Brown America

When I was a kid, the one thing I wanted more than anything else was a Cabbage Patch Kid.

But, in the late 80s/early 90s - they didn’t make Cabbage Patch Kids with light brown skin and dark brown hair and eyes. 

Death Becomes Her: An Obituary

I’ve been writing my obituary for a few years now.

I don’t plan on dying anytime soon but shit happens and I’m a writer and I swear to God, I don’t even want to think about the things they’ll say about me when I’m dead.