Nine Months

Nine Months - Crawling all over the universe, European soccer and eating ALL the things. Oh my God, this baby never stops eating. He ate eggplant yesterday. I know grown ass men who don’t eat eggplant.

Teething Woes

“I was somewhat equipped to handle a lack of sleep and being constantly covered in…something (milk, spit up, snot, mushed-up Cheerio slime) but no-one ever tells you about the Tombstone Piledriver on your soul upon knowing that your kid hurts and there’s nothing you can do to absorb the pain yourself instead.”